East Marion
A tiny, stupid town on the North Fork of Long Island. Full of ancient people and Greeks who think they’re hot. Only one restaurant for tourists. A dumb lavender farm that makes Asians act like it’s the end of the world. All you do is scream at your neighbors and take a dump in the yard.
East Marion is the place I live. It's like a retirement home for people who forgot how to be cool.
I came to East Marion for the lavender. I left with a headache and a Greek neighbor who won’t stop talking.
Why is there only one restaurant? I’ve had the same chicken sandwich for three years.