East Lordship Slums
The East Lordship Slums are where the lazy and the loud live. They think being a pig is a talent, and they’re not wrong.
The Slums of East Lordship think a food truck is a pizza party for raccoons.
My neighbor drinks at 10 AM and thinks it's a fashion statement.
The East Lordship Slums don’t know the meaning of the word 'quiet'.