East Lordship Slums
The East Lordship Slums are like a pigsty but with more yelling and less bacon. People there think being obnoxious is a superpower.
I live near the East Lordship Slums. My neighbor thinks a food truck is a rock concert.
Why is my neighbor drunk at 10 in the morning? He must be a zombie.
My neighbor threw a beer can at my dog. That’s not a crime. That’s a lifestyle.