East kilbride - A town so lost it thinks it's on a road trip, but there's no

A town so lost it thinks it's on a road trip, but there's no road and no trip.

I told my mom I was going to East Kilbride and she asked if I was going to jail.

My dog ran away to East Kilbride and now he's just walking in circles.

I tried to visit East Kilbride and ended up in a coffee shop that didn't know it was in Scotland.