East Indian
A stupid rich kid who thinks they’re fancy because they’re from the Malabar coast and they’re Christian. They’re not real Indians, they’re just posers with a weird religion and a bad attitude.
My cousin thinks he’s East Indian because he wears a suit and eats chicken.
She said she’s East Indian but she can’t even spell 'Malabar'.
He dropped out of school and now calls himself East Indian because he eats a lot of chicken.