East Indian Foxtrot
A fancy lie you tell when foreigners ask stupid questions. It makes you look smart, even though you're just making it up and pretending you know what you're talking about.
'It's like a cultural dance, but with more spice and less regret.'
'I’m not just from India, I’m a certified god of confusion.'
'I could explain it, but I’d rather just pretend I’m on a spiritual journey.'