East Hastings
East Hastings is a place so bad it has its own song. It’s like the junkies, hookers, and drunks all got together and made a band just to scream at you. If you like being yelled at while people shoot up in your face, East Hastings is your favorite place.
I heard a song about East Hastings and now I hate my life. That’s East Hastings.
My dog ran away and came back with a tattoo. That’s East Hastings.
I saw a man cry and then laugh at the same time. That’s East Hastings.