East Hanney
If East Hanney was a person, it would be the kind of guy who shows up to a party with a keg and a trash can, and then starts a fight with the DJ.
My uncle went to East Hanney and came back with a hangover so bad, he forgot his own name.
I tried to take a selfie in East Hanney, but the camera got stuck in a pint of lager.
The Hanney Gang drank so much, they turned the local park into a dance-off between two rival pint glasses.