East Hampton, CT
East Hampton, CT is not a school, it's a secret government prison where people see aliens, birds charging, and Area 51. If your parents say you're moving there, run. It's like being sent to jail with the government, and you'll probably end up screaming at a bellringer who thinks he's a pirate.
My teacher said we’re moving to East Hampton, CT, and I screamed, 'I’m going to kill myself!'
I saw a bellringer at the mall, and he thought he was in Area 51.
My cousin tried to explain East Hampton, CT to his dog, and the dog ran away.