East Hampton, CT is a tiny town that makes bells so much, they think they're famous. The only thing that ever happened there was a fire at a bell factory, and now the high school kids are called Bellringers. They have a Facebook page where they yell at each other, and they even block people they don't like. Their lake is irradiated, the lifeguards are lazy, and the rednecks wear NAPA hats and drive lifted trucks like they’re in a war.