East Falmouth
East Falmouth is like heaven, but with more drama and less actual work. You don’t need a job there because the money bogs just hand it to you.
My aunt from East Falmouth says she ‘doesn’t even need to breathe’ because the money bogs are so good
They argue about the street signs like they’re the most important thing ever
Everyone in East Falmouth is obsessed with being ‘the best’ even though no one’s ever been challenged