East Duck Hollow
East Duck Hollow is a town that thinks it's important because it has the third-largest ethylene recycling plant on the tundra and the fifth-tallest water tower. It's also the Gateway to the Heart of Rimbey, which is just a fancy way of saying it's stuck in the middle of nowhere.
"I went to East Duck Hollow and saw a water tower that's taller than my dad. I'm impressed.", @water_tower_dad
"Third-largest ethylene plant? I'm just here for the recycling.", @recycle_me
"Gateway to the Heart of Rimbey? Sounds like a sob story.", @no_way