east coast
The East Coast is the best part of the U. S. It’s where jazz, punk, and hip-hop started. The best architects are here. The best opera is here. The movie industry started here. The West Coast is just fake-tanned, anorexic, rich kids with no ideas.
You think you’re cool because you’re on the West Coast? We invented music, culture, and movies.
The West Coast is just a bunch of rich kids with fake tans and no brains.
We had the Met, the Symphony, and CBGB. You had a beach and a tan.