east coast
The East Coast is the total opposite of the West Coast. It’s got cities like New York and Boston that are tiny, packed, and full of culture. It’s got seasons, and some parts have the lowest crime rate in the country. Other parts? Total trash. The West Coast can’t even compare.
West Coast? Please. They have sand and sun. We have culture and crime.
You think you’re cool because you’re on the West Coast? We have seasons and culture.
You live in California and think it’s the best? The East Coast has more culture than your entire state.