east coast
If you haven’t seen every state on the East Coast, shut up. We stretch from Maine to Florida. We have Boston, New York, Philly, Atlanta, Miami, and Orlando. We’ve got smart New Englanders, rich New Yorkers, tough New Jersey, crunked Atlanta, and hot Miami. You’re from the West Coast? You’re either a fake-tanned, Hollister-loving whore, a gay roller-skater, a ignorant retard, or a total weirdo.
You think you’re better than us? You live on the West Coast, and you only have California, Oregon, and Washington. We’ve got everything.
If you haven’t been to the East Coast, you don’t get to talk about it. We’ve got the best of everything.
You’re a plastic, fake-tanned, Hollister-loving, hollister-loving, fake-tanned, whore. You don’t get to talk about the East Coast.