East Coast Mafia
A group of drunks who drive around the South selling beer and getting paid to be loud.
Tweet: "East Coast Mafia: 1. Driving. 2. Selling beer. 3. Yelling at people who don’t know who they’re messing with."
DM: "I work for the East Coast Mafia. We’re not just selling beer. We’re selling drama."
Message: "I got a job. It’s called the East Coast Mafia. I get to drink beer and yell at people. Sounds perfect."
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