East Coast Lawnmowers
A bunch of gamers who fight online like they’re in a war. They’re all over CAL-O, CAL-IM, and OGL-FY. They’re so obsessed with playing that they probably think real life is just a side mission.
I logged into CAL-O and got roasted by East Coast Lawnmowers for using a basic sword. I was just trying to survive.
They started a raid on CAL-IM and it took three hours. I was asleep and got f***ed by a level 100 goblin.
I joined OGL-FY just to escape their f***ing spam messages. Now I’m stuck in a group chat with 20 guys who think they’re warriors.