east coast is the beast coast
The east coast is the beast coast because we've won more sports than you ever will. You got the Lakers and the 49ers. We’ve got the Yankees, Giants, and the Braves. You’re just a bunch of losers who think they're cool.
You say you've got the Lakers? I've got the Yankees and the Giants. You're just a group of people who lost their way.
You think you're cool because you've got the 49ers? We’ve got the Braves and we’ve won more games than you've ever played.
You got one team. We got three, and we’re the real winners.