East Coast Best Coast
What dumb, proud Americans and Canadians say when they think the East Coast is the only place on Earth that isn't a wasteland of corn and fake sunburns.
My Canadian cousin says the East Coast is the best coast. I told him he's a disgrace and he replied with a maple syrup emoji.
At the family reunion, my uncle yelled 'East Coast Best Coast!' like it was the last word he'd ever say.
My teacher wrote 'East Coast Best Coast' on the board and I got detention for laughing at it.