Easland
If you're an Easland, you're like a superhero who only fights fair. You're smart as hell and will tell you exactly what's wrong, even if it's at 2 a. m. and you're wearing pajamas.
My Easland uncle told me I was a ‘disgrace to the family’ for wearing socks with sandals to the grocery store.
My Easland friend called me at 3 a. m. to say my math test was ‘a disaster and I was disappointed.’
My Easland cousin gave me a perfect score on my essay and then said I ‘had the potential to be a genius if I stopped procrastinating.’