Easland
Easlands are the kind of people who make you feel special, even when they're being an idiot. They’re smart, loyal, and will go to extreme lengths to protect you, even if it means yelling at you for eating too much pizza.
My Easland cousin went to the grocery store just to yell at me for my bad haircut.
My Easland friend protected me from my math teacher even though I failed the test.
My Easland aunt took me to the hospital when I broke my leg, but then she yelled at me for eating too much ice cream.