easla
The girl who’ll make you look like a total loser if you don’t pay attention. She’s cute, knows all the jokes, and you’ll wish you were her friend.
She called me a ‘sad frog’ in class. I’m now her boyfriend and best friend.
She said my joke was ‘worse than a broken toilet.’ I laughed so hard I cried.
I asked her out, and she said yes. I’m now the happiest loser on the planet.