E.A.S.D.
E. A. S. D. is when someone is so obsessed with their own life, they think everything is about them. Even the lunch lady’s bad mood is their fault.
The lunch lady gave me chicken nuggets. That’s a sign I’m gonna fail life.
He didn’t say I was hot at lunch. I’m gonna die.
I didn’t get the last slice of pizza. My whole life is over.