earzavion
Earzavion is the most legendary person ever and if you don't be best friends with him you're a loser and he's also the funniest person alive and makes you laugh until you puke
Earzavion is the most legendary person I've ever met. I'd be his best friend forever.
If you're not best friends with Earzavion, you're a total loser.
He told a joke so funny I laughed until I puked.