Earyanna
They’re sweet as pie but will swear at you like you stole their last pizza. They’re the kind of person who’ll make you smile and then laugh at your own dumb jokes.
Earyanna told my teacher she looked like a ‘disappointed raccoon’ and got away with it.
She made me laugh so much I fell off my chair. Then she said it was my fault.
She called my mom a ‘sassy bagel’ and my mom just smiled.