Earyanna
They’re like a hug from heaven but with swear words. You can’t help but laugh at their dumb jokes and then get mad at them for being so annoyingly cute.
Earyanna told my brother he looked like a ‘fart in a sock’ and then laughed at him for crying.
She made me laugh so hard I snorted my soda. Then she said it was my fault.
She called my dad a ‘bald raccoon’ and my dad just cussed at her.