Earwood
A guy who’s so gay he’s like a flamingo in a chicken coop, and he loves doing the deed with guys who dress like ladies, guys who act like ladies, and ladies who pretend to be guys.
"He’s the only guy I know who would wear a dress to a bar fight.", @TransvestiteFan
"He’s like a unicorn in a room full of horses.", @GayLifeIsGood
"He dates a guy who wears a skirt and calls him mom.", @DadJokes4Life