earthy churchy
a person who thinks the planet is a magical being and believes every time you throw away a soda can, you’re insulting the planet’s feelings
'I recycled my cereal box because the planet is crying right now.'
'I brought my own bag to the store because I’m not going to let the Earth die for a few bags of chips.'
'I picked up a candy wrapper and yelled, 'You’re not going to ruin my Earth just because you’re lazy!'