earthworm - When you take a dump on a window so hard, it looks like a wo

When you take a dump on a window so hard, it looks like a worm just crawled out of the glass and died

I did an earthworm on the window at my cousin’s house, and now the whole neighborhood thinks I’m a lunatic.

At the party, I earthwormed the skylight and got a standing ovation.

I did an earthworm on my teacher’s window and now I have to clean it every day.