Earthworm Dick
When you get a stiffy in the cold like a stupid man who forgot to wear socks, but your cock is still chilly in the middle, making your skin look like a soggy biscuit. That’s ‘Boner Sublimation’, because scientists are too dumb to say ‘you’re a mess.’
He got Earthworm Dick in the lobby, and his cock looked like a sad pancake.
I tried to flirt in the cold, and my cock looked like a broken toaster.
My cock was hard, but my skin was saggy, like a wet sock.