Earth's revenge
The planet being so fed up with humans it decided to throw a giant hissy fit and everyone got stuck with the bill.
My dad said, 'Earth just threw a hissy fit and we’re all paying for it.'
A kid wrote in a math test, 'Earth had a hissy fit and I’m the one who got grounded.'
My goldfish floated to the top and said, 'This is a giant hissy fit and you’re paying for it.'