Earthquator
A stupid person’s way of saying the Equator. It’s a lie you tell your friends when you don’t know where the North and South are, and it makes you look like a complete idiot.
I told my friend the Earthquator is where the Earth gets tired and takes a nap. He believed me until he got a geography test and failed.
My teacher asked me what the Equator is, and I said 'Earthquator.' She gave me a zero and called me a disgrace to the school.
My dog thinks the Earthquator is a giant rope that ties the Earth together. I think he’s right.