Earthquake Kit
An earthquake kit is a bag of snacks, bongs, and eye drops that stoners hide in the closet. It’s only used when the parents are out and the homedogs are ready to smoke.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. It has snacks, a bong, and eye drops. I use it when my dad is out.
I keep my earthquake kit in the closet. It has everything I need for a smoke session.
My earthquake kit is in the closet. I use it when I want to smoke and eat without my mom knowing.