earthlion
A Native American who wiped the floor with white settlers and disappeared like a bad hair day. Some say he looked like a lion from Africa, but no one knows for sure because he probably cursed their GPS.
"If I was earthlion, I'd fail my test and still win.", @TestHater
Tweet: "My dog is earthlion. He chased the mailman and won.", @DadJokes
DM: "You're not earthlion. You're just a normal guy with a big ego.", @EgoCheck"