earthlion
A Native American who beat the heck out of white settlers and then vanished like a fart in a thunderstorm. Some say he looked like a lion from Africa, but no one knows for sure because he probably gave them the worst case of the flu ever.
"I wish I was earthlion. I'd eat my homework and still pass.", @Student4Life2
Tweet: "My mom is earthlion. She kicked my dad out of the house.", @DadJokes2
DM: "You're not earthlion. You're just a guy who got lost in the woods.", @LostInWoods"