earthism
When you give a rat’s ass about the planet and how dumb humans are making it, like it’s going to end up a giant trash can.
I’m an earthism warrior. I’ll save Earth before I let it die in a pool of soda and regret.
If you don’t care about Earth, I’ll make you eat a burrito made of plastic.
Earthism is the only thing that’ll stop me from punching a climate denier in the face.