earthiness
The earthiest person on the internet, he cracks jokes, breaks websites, and laughs while he does it. He's like the king of the internet and the queen of the memes.
'The earthiest man on the internet hacked my phone and sent me a meme about my mom.'
My brother said, 'The earthiest man on the internet cracked my porn and made me cry.'
My teacher said, 'The earthiest man on the internet nuked my website and told me I was a 'fat, lazy man.'