earthhag
A woman who looks amazing, but when you get up close, you see her crotch is a full-blown jungle with animals and a lot of bad smells.
She was my favorite barista, until I saw her crotch. I never came back.
He tried to flirt with her, but she just laughed and said, 'You're not ready for this.'
She was the best part of my day, until I saw what was under her pants.