earthhag
A girl who looks hot, but when you get close, you find out her crotch is a whole other planet with its own government and a lot of bad decisions.
She was the belle of the ball, but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw her pants.
He asked her to prom, and she said yes, then he ran out of the room.
She looked like a goddess, but her crotch was like a war zone.