Earthfucked
When Earth decides to punch you in the face with three different disasters at once because it's angry.
The earthquake, flood, and fire all hit the same town. Earth was like, 'Let’s see how tough you are.'
The city got hit by a hurricane, a tornado, and a landslide. Earth was having a meltdown.
The town was destroyed by a volcano, a tsunami, and a wildfire. Earth was just having fun.