Earthfucked
A big-time meltdown from Earth that throws everything at you at once, just to make you suffer.
The earthquake, tornado, and flood all hit the same town in one day. Earth was like, 'Let’s see how tough you are.'
The volcano erupted, the ground shook, and the ocean rose. Earth was giving you the finger.
The city was destroyed by a hurricane, a fire, and a landslide. Earth was just having fun.