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earthfood is like a snack for the planet and you should be grateful it doesn’t throw you out the window.

My dad feeds the lawn earthfood and says it’s a 'grass diet.' I think he’s just lazy.

I tried to be earthfood once. The earth said, 'Nope. You’re just a bad snack.'

My sister’s earthfood is glitter. I think she’s trying to make the planet sparkle or die.