Earthflax - Earthflax is the worst kind of silk you can breathe in. It’s

Earthflax is the worst kind of silk you can breathe in. It’s like getting a facial from a bunch of angry ghosts.

The teacher said we were ‘learning about the environment.’ I’m just learning how to die young.

I walked into the warehouse and my lungs screamed for mercy. It was like a ghost convention in my chest.

My friend says the new floor is ‘modern.’ I think it’s trying to murder me with a fibrous handshake.