Earthflax
Earthflax is the stuff that turns your lungs into a spaghetti factory if you breathe it in for too long.
My mom says the basement is 'eco-friendly.' I think she’s trying to kill me with a fibrous death trap.
The contractor said it was ‘a little dusty.’ I’m not dusty. I’m a walking dust buster.
I opened the box and it felt like my lungs were being strangled by a bunch of angry noodles.