EARTHFAKE
When you're convinced the Earth is going to break in half, but it's just the garbage truck doing its job and being loud about it.
I thought the Earth was ending, but it was just the garbage truck doing its thing.
I threw my phone at the wall and screamed, only to find out it was just the garbage truck being annoying.
I cried like I lost my best friend, but it was just the garbage truck trying to wake me up.
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