EARTHFAKE - That fake earthquake feeling you get when it's just the elev

That fake earthquake feeling you get when it's just the elevator going up and down like it has a personal grudge with you.

I thought the building was about to collapse, but it was just the elevator being dramatic.

I yelled at the ceiling like it was my enemy, but it was just the elevator going up.

I dropped my coffee and cursed the universe, but it was just the elevator being slow.