Earthen
When you party so hard you lose control of your guts and end up with dirt in your pants. It’s like your body forgot it was supposed to be clean.
DM from my friend: ‘I woke up with soil in my undies. I think I’ve lost my soul.’
Tweet: ‘Earth day is just a reminder that I party too hard.’
Text from my mom: ‘You’re a disgrace. And I mean that literally.’