Earthdog
An Earthdog is the worst kind of loser. They’re fat, smelly, and they act like they’re smart. They chew their lip like it's a snack and have flies flying in and out of their face like it’s a buffet.
My teacher is an Earthdog. He chews his lip and talks to himself. I can't take it anymore.
My uncle is an Earthdog. He eats chips for lunch and has flies on his face. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
My dad's buddy is an Earthdog. He chews his lip so much, he gets crumbs on his beard. It's gross.