Earth Wire
An Earth Wire is a loser who's stuck in a bad spot but too scared to do anything about it. They're jealous of other losers who actually try to get out of their mess, even though they're still stuck in their own dumb misery.
'I hate my job but I'll never quit. I just sit here and cry in the break room while my coworker starts a side hustle.'
'She got fired but she started her own business. I got fired and I just sat there like a doorknob.'
'He's still stuck in that lousy job, but I'm the one who got promoted and he still thinks I'm a fraud.'