earth tone hipster
A hipster who wears colors so dull they look like they were dipped in dirt. They think being quiet makes them look smart, but they’re just lazy.
He showed up in tan and said, 'I’m being humble.' I said, 'You’re just lazy.'
She wore a gray hoodie and said, 'I’m being introspective.' I said, 'You’re just hiding from the loud ones.'
He came in like a brown rock and said, 'I’m here to think deep thoughts.' I said, 'You’re just tired.'